UPDATE!

Regarding Disputes/Complaints:

All complaints must be discussed by BOTH PARTIES INVOLVED. If only one side of the problem comes to a DOA, we cannot do much other than rule in their favor.

ALSO, if someone asks you if you are playing the game, you need to tell them the truth. Anyone who is found to have lied, will be convicted of douche bagery, and will face a top notch firing squad. Meaning, that shit will hurt. A lot. Cover your eyes.

Another thing that needs to be clarified, is car issues. There have been accidents caused by assassins, and that's not cool at all. Please watch your driving, because being an assassin only puts you so far above the law. Driving over lawns, speeding, and running lights is not encouraged, but we will have nothing to do with whatever mess one finds themselves in.

p.s. In a former post from "Pat" I carefully placed the phrase "too legitimate to quitimate" within that post. While I found it funny, Pat did not. So for all of you who think down of Pat because of that, it was me, and I will fight you.