Fellow Assassins, we, the Disciples of Adrina, regret to inform you that Nerf Assassins will be disbanded at this notice. This decision is chiefly due to pressure from the Cretin-Derham Hall administration. They have threatened to punish any assassin so greatly that we can no longer justify continuing the game with good conscience. We do not want to be responsible for the suspension of any nerfer. If you do not know by now that Cretin-Derham Hall can do whatever it wants, whenever it wants, this should be a clear indicator. We want to thank the assassins for their participation and energy. Don’t let the man get you down.
With sincerity and gratitude,
The DOAs
Friday, April 11, 2008
Suspension
Due to threats from the CDH administration, the game is suspended until the DOA's make a decision about the continuation of Nerf Assassins. We are sorry the school decided to take it this way and we will try to come up with a decision as quickly as possible.
Stay tuned and thanks for your participation up to this point.
- Carl
Stay tuned and thanks for your participation up to this point.
- Carl
New Rules/Reminder
First, an important reminder. Although Assassins is not affiliated with Cretin-Derham Hall, we are all students, and need to respect the school's rules. Complaints have been called in to the school. If your parents do not want you playing, and it is causing issues for the game, you need to drop out to preserve the game for the rest of us.
One new rule we are enforcing is that from now on, one must be completely out of a car before shots may be fired. Also, while this is not a specific rule, remember that reckless driving is dangerous and we do not want any assassins getting into trouble with the police, or hurt.
An important thing to keep in mind is that an assassin is not the only person living at their house, so do not disrupt houses late at night when people may be trying to sleep. Waking up family members who were sleeping because you want a kill is not cool.
Thanks for your consideration, we will keep you updated as the game progresses.
Any questions or concerns, call a DOA.
One new rule we are enforcing is that from now on, one must be completely out of a car before shots may be fired. Also, while this is not a specific rule, remember that reckless driving is dangerous and we do not want any assassins getting into trouble with the police, or hurt.
An important thing to keep in mind is that an assassin is not the only person living at their house, so do not disrupt houses late at night when people may be trying to sleep. Waking up family members who were sleeping because you want a kill is not cool.
Thanks for your consideration, we will keep you updated as the game progresses.
Any questions or concerns, call a DOA.
Thursday, April 10, 2008
New Clarification
Alright. For starters, Mr. Kline and Mr. Lecker have yelled at kids for nerfing on school grounds and are confiscating blasters. The DOA's decided that all school-grounds are illegal for nerfing. No one can kill or be killed on school grounds. School grounds are defined as follows: Hartford to Randolph, and Albert to Hamline. That is a safe zone. As soon as you are in the street, you are fair game. Please be very careful in however you choose to nerf. Also, you can still shoot from cars, but they have to not be in motion, like normal. The DOA has spoken. Stay posted.
Forceful Entry
Opening a car door falls under the same ruling as opening a door to a house, or speeding. These things aren't technically legal, and we can't advocate them, but they are not against Nerf rules. If you don't want someone opening your door, lock it.
Wednesday, April 9, 2008
UPDATE!
Regarding Disputes/Complaints:
All complaints must be discussed by BOTH PARTIES INVOLVED. If only one side of the problem comes to a DOA, we cannot do much other than rule in their favor.
ALSO, if someone asks you if you are playing the game, you need to tell them the truth. Anyone who is found to have lied, will be convicted of douche bagery, and will face a top notch firing squad. Meaning, that shit will hurt. A lot. Cover your eyes.
Another thing that needs to be clarified, is car issues. There have been accidents caused by assassins, and that's not cool at all. Please watch your driving, because being an assassin only puts you so far above the law. Driving over lawns, speeding, and running lights is not encouraged, but we will have nothing to do with whatever mess one finds themselves in.
p.s. In a former post from "Pat" I carefully placed the phrase "too legitimate to quitimate" within that post. While I found it funny, Pat did not. So for all of you who think down of Pat because of that, it was me, and I will fight you.
All complaints must be discussed by BOTH PARTIES INVOLVED. If only one side of the problem comes to a DOA, we cannot do much other than rule in their favor.
ALSO, if someone asks you if you are playing the game, you need to tell them the truth. Anyone who is found to have lied, will be convicted of douche bagery, and will face a top notch firing squad. Meaning, that shit will hurt. A lot. Cover your eyes.
Another thing that needs to be clarified, is car issues. There have been accidents caused by assassins, and that's not cool at all. Please watch your driving, because being an assassin only puts you so far above the law. Driving over lawns, speeding, and running lights is not encouraged, but we will have nothing to do with whatever mess one finds themselves in.
p.s. In a former post from "Pat" I carefully placed the phrase "too legitimate to quitimate" within that post. While I found it funny, Pat did not. So for all of you who think down of Pat because of that, it was me, and I will fight you.
Monday, April 7, 2008
DISPUTES!
If there are ANY disputes about if anyone was killed before/after 3:30, it is the KILLER'S responsibility to call a DOA immediately.
Add your favorite DOA to your phone book, just so shit doesn't get lost, and so calls can be made as required.
Add your favorite DOA to your phone book, just so shit doesn't get lost, and so calls can be made as required.
Sunday, April 6, 2008
Rules Refined
After a DOA meeting, several things were determined.
1. Nick Schauer is no longer a DOA. Chris Bentley will be taking his place.
2. The following details were added to the rules and are in effect immediately:
Teams will be broken up when the player count gets down to a certain number.
Money will be divided up 70-30 to the last player standing and the player with the most kills, respectively.
In order to enter someone's house, you must be invited in BY A RESIDENT.
You can shoot into someone's house without entering.
Walking to a locker room from an extracurricular activity is a safe zone.
You may only shoot a driver of a car if the car is not in motion. Passengers can be shot at any time.
Darts cannot be taken from a player, even if they have been shot. Those things are expensive.
3. Players taking the ACT are safe for half an hour before and after the test, and buildings hosting the ACT are off-limits.
1. Nick Schauer is no longer a DOA. Chris Bentley will be taking his place.
2. The following details were added to the rules and are in effect immediately:
Teams will be broken up when the player count gets down to a certain number.
Money will be divided up 70-30 to the last player standing and the player with the most kills, respectively.
In order to enter someone's house, you must be invited in BY A RESIDENT.
You can shoot into someone's house without entering.
Walking to a locker room from an extracurricular activity is a safe zone.
You may only shoot a driver of a car if the car is not in motion. Passengers can be shot at any time.
Darts cannot be taken from a player, even if they have been shot. Those things are expensive.
3. Players taking the ACT are safe for half an hour before and after the test, and buildings hosting the ACT are off-limits.
Standings
All person's/team's standings are posted online. A total roster is listed at the link below. If a person dies, it will be listed as so. An amount of kills will also be listed with a person's name. We will update it as soon as possible when we get new info. Also, when there is (are) a killing(s), a new post will be written saying who got killed by who. There will also be a top 5 list of killers updated regularly.
http://spreadsheets.google.com/pub?key=pa47MsbuypMOMctG-OXsEFA
http://spreadsheets.google.com/pub?key=pa47MsbuypMOMctG-OXsEFA
Friday, April 4, 2008
Numbers/Contact
The current DOA's are Patrick Kennedy, Ian Erickson, Carl Pearson, Chris Bentley, and R.J. White.
If you need to contact us about apps or anything else regarding Nerf Assassins, you can reach us here:
Patrick (651) 491-7451
Ian (651) 485-1257
Carl (651) 746-9015
R.J. (651) 785-8771
Chris (651) 587-5119
We will be going over apps this weekend. Don't forget the meeting on Monday, the 7th of April. It will be at the Expo fields, across Albert St. from school, at 2:35PM. 3/5 of the team needs to show, but it would be best if everyone did because that is where all will be explained.
And one last clarification: all teams will be facing all teams. There will not be two giant teams.
If you need to contact us about apps or anything else regarding Nerf Assassins, you can reach us here:
Patrick (651) 491-7451
Ian (651) 485-1257
Carl (651) 746-9015
R.J. (651) 785-8771
Chris (651) 587-5119
We will be going over apps this weekend. Don't forget the meeting on Monday, the 7th of April. It will be at the Expo fields, across Albert St. from school, at 2:35PM. 3/5 of the team needs to show, but it would be best if everyone did because that is where all will be explained.
And one last clarification: all teams will be facing all teams. There will not be two giant teams.
Tuesday, April 1, 2008
Meeting Time
Okay, so apps are due Friday. Several things regarding the apps, though:
Firstly, a slip of paper with the URL of the site on it was not an invitation. Everyone (except freshmen) is invited to assassinate.
Secondly, each member of your team must turn in an app. Even though your app has the name of everyone on your team, we need one from each and every one of you.
Lastly, hand in all 5 apps from your team (staples are nice) ALONG WITH 10 dollars (2 from each of you) to one of the DOA's.
Mmkay, that said, we need some time to look them over and account for all of you. A list of every assassin and their team will be posted online and updated as the game continues.
So our meeting will be on Monday, April 7th, on the soccer field across Albert Street, at 2:35. Yes, 2:35. We all have places to be. At least THREE FIfTHS OF YOUR TEAM needs to show up to the meeting. If none of you can make it (it's short and right across the street, so that's doubtful) let us know. We will have you check in, so we'll know.
Firstly, a slip of paper with the URL of the site on it was not an invitation. Everyone (except freshmen) is invited to assassinate.
Secondly, each member of your team must turn in an app. Even though your app has the name of everyone on your team, we need one from each and every one of you.
Lastly, hand in all 5 apps from your team (staples are nice) ALONG WITH 10 dollars (2 from each of you) to one of the DOA's.
Mmkay, that said, we need some time to look them over and account for all of you. A list of every assassin and their team will be posted online and updated as the game continues.
So our meeting will be on Monday, April 7th, on the soccer field across Albert Street, at 2:35. Yes, 2:35. We all have places to be. At least THREE FIfTHS OF YOUR TEAM needs to show up to the meeting. If none of you can make it (it's short and right across the street, so that's doubtful) let us know. We will have you check in, so we'll know.
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